Men is Men

Warning : Do not read this entry if you are easily offended. Please read if you have good sense of humor..I won't say I agree with all of it but some of it is true! And I think its funny..So here it goes:


NICKNAMES
If
Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and
Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING
OUT
When the bill
arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None
of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

MONEY
A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man
has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,
and a towel.
The average number of items in
the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of
these
items.

ARGUMENTS
A
woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women
love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when
women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A
successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a
man.

MARRIAGE
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, but she
does.

DRESSING
UP
A woman will dress up
to go shopping, water the plants, answer the
phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man
will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL
Men
wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.

OFFSPRING
Ah,
children. A woman knows all about her
children.
She knows about dental
appointments and romances, best friends,
favorite foods, secret fears hopes and
dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the
house.

THOUGHT FOR THE
DAY FROM ALL THIS
A married man
should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in
two people remembering the same
thing!

Disclaimer : This 'entry' was extracted from one of the emails forwarded to me. Just to share the laugh with ya'll!

tagged...ape tuh?

I was just reading Dirah's blog and there's this latest entry on her being tagged by Mynn..Sekarang baru ku paham ape kebendenye tagged tu...selame ni duk bace that people get tagged by others and I don't really bother to find out what it's all about.Haha..So, untuk membuatkan saya rasa tak ketinggalan, let me assumed that Dirah tagged me (since she said sape rase nak buat, dipersilakan..) So here it goes..

1. 7 fakta tentang saya

- saya sangat suke ketawa and when I laugh, its loud!Sorry, I just can't handle it..

-saya sangat suke memasak tapi saya tak suke basuh, sidai, lipat and gosok baju..kalu ade mesin yang boleh buat semue tu, I will buy one!

-saya tak suke org yang suke 'paku' orang lain, but can't accept 'dipaku org lain.so not cool!

-saya sangat suke CSI..

-saya peramah and murah dengan senyuman..

-I am not easily offended..I just don't care what people say..I like being me!

-Saya suke makan!

2. 7 perkara menakutkan saya di dunia

-mati tanpa sempat mengucap

-lipas!

-losing loved ones

-balasan Allah di dunia (straight punishment)

-natural disaster (coz we can't do anything bout it)

-kalu musim kemarau..saya x tahan panas dan cepat haus!

-manusia jahat (lagi menakutkan dari hantu)

3. 7 lagu buat masa sekarang

- lucky (jason mraz and that girl..x ingat la name die)

-hot and cold (Katy Perry or something)

-stand up (stand up to cancer)

-Aorora (estranged)

-Whateva you like (TI)

-If i were a boy (beyonce)

-Sempurna (Andra and The Back Bones)

4. 7 perkara selalu disebut

- OMG..are u serious?

-Ya allah, budak ini

-Biar betik..(biar betul)

-Tau xpe..

-Shut Up!

-Duh..

What ar?..

5. 7 perkara yang amat bernilai

-Allah

-Nyawa

-Suami dan anak

-Keluarga

-Rezeki

-Ilmu

-Kesihatan

6. 7 perkara pertama kali dalam hidup saya

- Pertama kali bercinta : with my husband!

-Pertama kali dapat kereta : PCS 1073

-Pertama kali berdikari : Sekolah Sains Sultan Haji Ahmad Shah Pekan

-Pertama kali drive : pergi perlis! sgt jauh!

-Pertama kali tengok wayang kat Gold Class : Max Payne! sgt jakun!haha..

-Pertama kali naik pentas : Darjah 1, naik amik hadiah untuk nombor 1 dalam kelas..haha..

-Pertama kali melancong ke luar Malaysia : Singapore, mase saya masih bayi..

7. 7 orang yang di tagged oleh saya

-xde nak tagged sape2..buat je kalu nak!

KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

I was out with my hubby, mom and sister last weekend..Abah xde so we decided to bring our mom out for a movie..Was thinking of watching James Bond kat Gold Class but its full..So we went to Gardens and purchased the Premier Class tickets..Saje nak bagi our mum watch movie dalam keadaan selesa..And glad she enjoys it..Siap cakap "Thanks dear,lain kali leh la bawak mama watch movie lagi eh" to me and my hubby when we hantar her balik..haha..Anytime mama!

Yang membuatkan saya panas disini,mase nak maghrib, we were in Gardens.. saya tak paham kenape sebesar2 The Gardens tu, xde menyediakan surau? Kite ni kat London ke? Bukan ke majority org Malaysia ni beragama ISLAM? Or adakah sebab Gardens tu posh sgt sampai die ingat org MELAYU ISLAM yang solat xmampu pergi shopping kat situ? duh!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

So we had to go to Mid Valley to pray..yang menambahkan darjah kepanasan hati saya ni, the surau is SMALL aka KECIK...dahlah xde surau kat gardens..yang kat mid pun kecik pulak..bayangkan semue customer Islam yang ke Mid Valley and Gardens solat kat surau yang sekangkang kera tu? Dah la sempit, panas lak tu...and tempat amik air sembahyang die pulak ade due je..So, beratur nak amik air sembahyang je dah panjang cam org beratur nak beli JCO..Sgt2 teruk!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

I was so disappointed with the management..Macam mane la bende sesimple tu pun takleh nak fikir..Lain kali buat survey..cukup besar ke tak surau tu nak tampung customer..ni main redah je buat kecik2..itu pun nun jauh kat lower ground, terceruk kat ujung dunia..Yang Jusco punye surau takyah cakap la keciknye camne..But in case ade la mane2 Mid Valley punye management yang terbace blog saye yang humble nih, please take note that FOR YOUR INFO, your surau is very uncomfortable and if you can't notice (or tak nak amik tau kot?) kami sangat2 la bersempit2 nak solat and sgt2 tak selesa!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

Jadilah Rakyat Malaysia yang Prihatin!