Men is Men

Warning : Do not read this entry if you are easily offended. Please read if you have good sense of humor..I won't say I agree with all of it but some of it is true! And I think its funny..So here it goes:


NICKNAMES
If
Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and
Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING
OUT
When the bill
arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None
of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

MONEY
A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man
has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,
and a towel.
The average number of items in
the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of
these
items.

ARGUMENTS
A
woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women
love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when
women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A
successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a
man.

MARRIAGE
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, but she
does.

DRESSING
UP
A woman will dress up
to go shopping, water the plants, answer the
phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man
will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL
Men
wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.

OFFSPRING
Ah,
children. A woman knows all about her
children.
She knows about dental
appointments and romances, best friends,
favorite foods, secret fears hopes and
dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the
house.

THOUGHT FOR THE
DAY FROM ALL THIS
A married man
should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in
two people remembering the same
thing!

Disclaimer : This 'entry' was extracted from one of the emails forwarded to me. Just to share the laugh with ya'll!