Men is Men

Warning : Do not read this entry if you are easily offended. Please read if you have good sense of humor..I won't say I agree with all of it but some of it is true! And I think its funny..So here it goes:


NICKNAMES
If
Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and
Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they
will affectionately refer to each other as Fat
Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING
OUT
When the bill
arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in
$20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None
of them will have anything smaller and none will
actually admit they want change back.
When
the girls get their bill, out come the pocket
calculators.

MONEY
A
man will pay $2 for a $1 item he
needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS
A man
has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and
toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap,
and a towel.
The average number of items in
the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of
these
items.

ARGUMENTS
A
woman has the last word in any
argument.
Anything a man says after that is
the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women
love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when
women aren't looking, men kick
cats.

FUTURE
A
woman worries about the future until she gets a
husband.
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A
successful man is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a
man.

MARRIAGE
A
woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, but she
does.

DRESSING
UP
A woman will dress up
to go shopping, water the plants, answer the
phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man
will dress up for weddings and
funerals.

NATURAL
Men
wake up as good-looking as they went to
bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the
night.

OFFSPRING
Ah,
children. A woman knows all about her
children.
She knows about dental
appointments and romances, best friends,
favorite foods, secret fears hopes and
dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short
people living in the
house.

THOUGHT FOR THE
DAY FROM ALL THIS
A married man
should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in
two people remembering the same
thing!

Disclaimer : This 'entry' was extracted from one of the emails forwarded to me. Just to share the laugh with ya'll!

tagged...ape tuh?

I was just reading Dirah's blog and there's this latest entry on her being tagged by Mynn..Sekarang baru ku paham ape kebendenye tagged tu...selame ni duk bace that people get tagged by others and I don't really bother to find out what it's all about.Haha..So, untuk membuatkan saya rasa tak ketinggalan, let me assumed that Dirah tagged me (since she said sape rase nak buat, dipersilakan..) So here it goes..

1. 7 fakta tentang saya

- saya sangat suke ketawa and when I laugh, its loud!Sorry, I just can't handle it..

-saya sangat suke memasak tapi saya tak suke basuh, sidai, lipat and gosok baju..kalu ade mesin yang boleh buat semue tu, I will buy one!

-saya tak suke org yang suke 'paku' orang lain, but can't accept 'dipaku org lain.so not cool!

-saya sangat suke CSI..

-saya peramah and murah dengan senyuman..

-I am not easily offended..I just don't care what people say..I like being me!

-Saya suke makan!

2. 7 perkara menakutkan saya di dunia

-mati tanpa sempat mengucap

-lipas!

-losing loved ones

-balasan Allah di dunia (straight punishment)

-natural disaster (coz we can't do anything bout it)

-kalu musim kemarau..saya x tahan panas dan cepat haus!

-manusia jahat (lagi menakutkan dari hantu)

3. 7 lagu buat masa sekarang

- lucky (jason mraz and that girl..x ingat la name die)

-hot and cold (Katy Perry or something)

-stand up (stand up to cancer)

-Aorora (estranged)

-Whateva you like (TI)

-If i were a boy (beyonce)

-Sempurna (Andra and The Back Bones)

4. 7 perkara selalu disebut

- OMG..are u serious?

-Ya allah, budak ini

-Biar betik..(biar betul)

-Tau xpe..

-Shut Up!

-Duh..

What ar?..

5. 7 perkara yang amat bernilai

-Allah

-Nyawa

-Suami dan anak

-Keluarga

-Rezeki

-Ilmu

-Kesihatan

6. 7 perkara pertama kali dalam hidup saya

- Pertama kali bercinta : with my husband!

-Pertama kali dapat kereta : PCS 1073

-Pertama kali berdikari : Sekolah Sains Sultan Haji Ahmad Shah Pekan

-Pertama kali drive : pergi perlis! sgt jauh!

-Pertama kali tengok wayang kat Gold Class : Max Payne! sgt jakun!haha..

-Pertama kali naik pentas : Darjah 1, naik amik hadiah untuk nombor 1 dalam kelas..haha..

-Pertama kali melancong ke luar Malaysia : Singapore, mase saya masih bayi..

7. 7 orang yang di tagged oleh saya

-xde nak tagged sape2..buat je kalu nak!

KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

I was out with my hubby, mom and sister last weekend..Abah xde so we decided to bring our mom out for a movie..Was thinking of watching James Bond kat Gold Class but its full..So we went to Gardens and purchased the Premier Class tickets..Saje nak bagi our mum watch movie dalam keadaan selesa..And glad she enjoys it..Siap cakap "Thanks dear,lain kali leh la bawak mama watch movie lagi eh" to me and my hubby when we hantar her balik..haha..Anytime mama!

Yang membuatkan saya panas disini,mase nak maghrib, we were in Gardens.. saya tak paham kenape sebesar2 The Gardens tu, xde menyediakan surau? Kite ni kat London ke? Bukan ke majority org Malaysia ni beragama ISLAM? Or adakah sebab Gardens tu posh sgt sampai die ingat org MELAYU ISLAM yang solat xmampu pergi shopping kat situ? duh!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

So we had to go to Mid Valley to pray..yang menambahkan darjah kepanasan hati saya ni, the surau is SMALL aka KECIK...dahlah xde surau kat gardens..yang kat mid pun kecik pulak..bayangkan semue customer Islam yang ke Mid Valley and Gardens solat kat surau yang sekangkang kera tu? Dah la sempit, panas lak tu...and tempat amik air sembahyang die pulak ade due je..So, beratur nak amik air sembahyang je dah panjang cam org beratur nak beli JCO..Sgt2 teruk!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

I was so disappointed with the management..Macam mane la bende sesimple tu pun takleh nak fikir..Lain kali buat survey..cukup besar ke tak surau tu nak tampung customer..ni main redah je buat kecik2..itu pun nun jauh kat lower ground, terceruk kat ujung dunia..Yang Jusco punye surau takyah cakap la keciknye camne..But in case ade la mane2 Mid Valley punye management yang terbace blog saye yang humble nih, please take note that FOR YOUR INFO, your surau is very uncomfortable and if you can't notice (or tak nak amik tau kot?) kami sangat2 la bersempit2 nak solat and sgt2 tak selesa!KENAPAKAH BEGITU?

Jadilah Rakyat Malaysia yang Prihatin!

a lifetime journey

Siapa kate hidup lepas kahwin membosankan? That is so no true. Well guys, it's a continuous learning experience ok. Here are some of the things that I can share:

1. I have to prepare breakfast!Sebenarnyekan kawan2, xde la every morning..sebab we both selalu bangun lambat mase weekend and we usually gi lunch terus. But there are times i wake up early, kemas rumah, do laundry and i ter-ignored bab menyediakan sarapan sebab ingat hubby bangun lambat..huhu..suddenly ngah kemas umah, tercongok my hubby kat belakang and ask 'bfast ape yang?'..oops! but i was lucky coz bile die tgk i menggelabah he said 'xyah prepare la yang, mamak kan kat depan je'...dan saya pun tersipu malu2..haha..failed betul!

2. Everytime nak weekend kene tanye(since weekend je jumpe or weekdays penat), 'sayang nak makan ape weekend ni?i'll cook for you'..so at times he will ask for few dishes but most of the time, he'll say 'xyah la masak2..bazir je makan berdue' or 'ape2 je yang, whatever u want to eat'..hrmm..senangnye kalu camtu!And he never forget to thank me setiap kali lepas mkan masakan saya..baru rase berbaloi!

3. Wajib check poket baju and seluar(especially) before membasuh..(Peringatan!)Yelar..selalu mak yang check..saya tahu campak je dalam mesin..selalu pas basuh, mase ngah lipat, jumpe duit dalam his pocket.haha..nasib baik tak rosak duit tu..even worse, there was one time, saya baru menjalankan mesin, suddenly my hubby tanye 'yang, mane purse abe?'..dan saya pun berlari kebelakang untuk 'pause' kan my washing machine..terlupe la....

4. Saya kene belajar menyukai rancangan tv yang disukainya (and of course vice versa la)..haha..baru tak bosan tgk tv sesame..lagi2 tinggal berdue..tapi tak dinafikan ade certain cerita memang tak leh nak masuk la and so dengan segan2nye saya akan berkata(denagn suara manja of course!) 'sayang...leh tak kite tgk cite lain?' and it works sometimes!

5. Kene iron some of his baju/seluar bfore keluar..lucky me, he will wear whatever i picked! mase awal kahwin, setiap kali nak keluar, saya hanya menyiapkan diri saya dan ignore the husband's side..haha..so ended up, ngah bersiap he'll ask 'mane baju yang? or 'nak pakai yang mane ni?'..so terkocoh2 la saya meng-iron..make up and tudung pun tak pakai lagi..so what i did now is; wake up a bit early and prepare his things or siapkan baju mase die ngah mandi..whateva it is, i have to siap first..coz saya xnak die menunggu dalam kereta!hrm...belum ade anak lagi ni..

6. Yang paling comel, bile dah ade perut, as in pregnant, he will always want to listen to the baby (letak telinge kat perut) every morning and before sleep!haha.. and always put his hand kat my tummy(especially bile ngah tengok tv), hoping to feel the baby kicking and punching..so cute!And die selalu berusaha memenuhi my cravings tak kire siang or tgh malam..thank you sayang!

So guys, these are only a few of the new things that I learned so far..Kekadang I am proud of myself to be able to do certain things.Betul, manusia boleh berubah bile ade tanggungjawab.Saya setuju! Jgn salah faham, I am not complaining, I enjoy and am happy to do it and this is just to share with ya'll. Jgn salah faham jugak, ini bukan untuk menakutkan rakan2 saya yang belum berkahwin. Trust me, it is an interesting journey bcoz along the way, you get to know yourself.

Oh, terlupe nak informed the best part, saya dapat duit extra every month! bestnyer...

Usaha Tangga Kejayaan!

Salam..

An update finally! I've been trying to update it since weeks before but the mood seems not to be there. Before I go on any further, I would like to congratulate one of my dearest best friend, Miss Nadirah Lahuree for passing her last two papers. You are now officially an ACCA affiliate and I'm so proud of you.Sis, you sooooo deserved it and 'usaha tangga kejayaan'..hehe..

I was just reading Dirah's blog and I have to agree with her 'constitution' entry. Why does this diperbesar-besarkan like it was such a bad idea? After all, the suggestion was to only bring in 10% of non-bumis...bukan mintak equal population..What is so bad about it? Kan ke itu healthy competition..10% as compared to 90%, if I get it correctly, that is a huge different(budak kecik pun tau kot)..The bumiputera will still out numbered the non-bumis..And if we do strongly believe that MELAYU BOLEH, kite takkan cepat melatah or gentar having other race around us..So I don't see that having 10% of non bumis as our uni-mate will be such a big threat to us, the bumiputera students.Jgn mara, this is just my opinion..

FYI, it is good to mix around with other races mase kite study as this will prepare us for future working life..Reality check - keje nanti lagi banyak bercampur ngan ade races and that is so unavoidable! So people, you should consider it before melatah tak pasal2!Usahakan Tangga Kejayaan?

Ok enough of current issues..Most of my friend will text me and ask "Ain, how's life after marriage?" Well guys, just so you know, it is good and I'm sooooo happy (bab keje xyah tanye la)..It's like part of my burden and worries are gone (of course part kumpul duit untuk kawin tu) and all I'm thinking now is to take care of and membina my own family..Target for now = kumpul duit and tambah family members! Haha..Usaha Tangga Kejayaan!

Anyways, Ramadhan is just around the corner..Selamat Berpuasa to all my dear friends and family! Ingat2 membeli di pasar ramadhan!

JOM MAKAN UBI KAYU! (gov new slogan)

Its wedding month since May till July...Lots of my friends are getting married. Just attended a wedding in menara KL.Nice wedding with nice scenery.Dinner with KL view..How cool is that? That's what money can do if you have them..Haha..Anyways, congrats to my dear friend and semoga berkekalan sehingga ke akhir hayat...bukan ke anak cucu je..sebab lepas ade anak cucu pun leh cerai berai...haha..

Talking bout money, kite mesti mengeluh mengingatkan harga minyak naik...sigh...We don't need people to tell us what to eat or how to lead a life to survive especially with the current world-wide hike in fuel price, but we need SOLUTIONS. That's the reason why we have elections; untuk memilih wakil2 menyuarakan dan membela hak rakyat..but what do we get? We are told to eat ubi kayu and segenggam beras..huh?Solution macam tu budak2 pun boleh fikir..We don't need a brainiac to come out with that idea.

Another thing, selaku orang yang pernah belajar ekonomi (eventhough tak berape ingat), I remember my lecturer once said, if we must compare, we compare dengan yang setaraf dengannye..An apple with an apple..For example, we do not compare the price of durian here with the price of durian in China..This is because, kite adalah pengeluar durian..kite export durian and China takde tanam durian (kalu tak salah la). And if I am to apply this on the fuel situation, we can't compare our fuel price with Singapore because, kite pengeluar minyak...Sinagpore mane ade minyak...Air pun tak cukup...Hmmm...I must say, takde lah bodoh sangat saye ni selaku rakyat Malaysia (seperti yang difikirkan oleh sesetengah pihak..)

Saye ade soalan bocor (untuk SPM tahun 2009). Soalannye berbunyi:

Macam mana cara-cara untuk mengatasi masalah kenaikan harga minyak?

A. Mengubah cara hidup ( favourite solution setiap kali harga barang naik)
B. Makan Ubi kayu
C. Makan segenggam nasi
D. Semua di atas

And the answer is.....D. Semua di atas! Susahnye soalan..Haha..
Have a nice life guys! We can change things if we want, but we must unite!

Holiday is ending...

My holiday will be ending in a few days..Sedihnye..Anyways, leave that behind. This entry is meant for me to share what have been happening during my wedding and during my holiday..I won't be writing down a long comprehensive story. This time it will just be pictures and a bit of narration..So here it goes...

The Photo Session

Nikah

Majlis

Honeymoon- Bali

Selamat Pengantin Baru....To ME!

I am now in client's place but somehow able to get connected to the internet. Thanks to my colleague's maxis broadband..I'm damn bored now..Not to say I don't have work to do but i hate what I'm doing now..Its not audit and i think its stupid! Ok, it stops there, I won't elaborate more..

Anyway, I am so looking forward for my holiday...1 month! Syoknye...Akhirnye, aku bebas dari kerja ku yang tak pernah abis2 dari bulan Nov...Been working like hell since Nov and this holiday is definitely something I've been waiting for...So, I've been lazy to work these few days...

Wedding is in two weeks time...Takot pun ade gaks...Hehe...But I can't wait and I AM happy at the same time though....Big thing is going to happen in my life next week..New chapter of life and definitely a whole new resposibilities to fulfill...

Preparation is fine so far.. Got a few more things to do but I'll get it done in time, Insyallah...Dah pergi fitting baju and I like my wedding kebaya! Sangat2! Will be going to the spa soon...Massage, facial, scrub and everything they have, I will do it! Haha...Bukan selalu...This is the time to do everything, and ask anything you want! Cool rite?

I was not allowed to do kerja berat2 nor travel jauh2..Don't know why but I'll just follow..I guess that's the previllage of being a pengantin...Haha..

Direnjis-renjis dipilis...Macam dah leh dengar je lagu tu.....